Geneseo Highschool, or GHS, is a school some would call a “rich white school”, which is kind of the case. Located in Geneseo IL, there’s a large variety of students, rich, not so rich, pretty, not so pretty, and so on. Our priority is football, but we also value the fine arts, but if you don’t like football then we don’t like you. Our school mostly consist of drugs and football. Drugs are basically everywhere and at every corner, but that’s not important. Our school has plenty of opportunities, such as band or choir, sports like soccer and football, and other fine art choices like fall play and musical. There are a few fights every month, but nobody dies, so that’s good. Geneseo highschool is a school filled with drugs, opportunities and dead memes.
George: Hey Jason, what school does your kid go to?
Jason’s son: ok boomer.
Jason: Geneseo highschool.
Jason’s son: ok boomer.
Jason: Geneseo highschool.
by Okay so what April 4, 2020
Ranked as the 2nd best public college in the north, this institution is the home of honor roll students who taste alcohol once and then it's on. Closed parties are enforced due to the local law that attempts to crack down on underage drinking but fails. If you are not on a sports team, club, or a part of greek life then you will drink alone. Mens Rugby is the largest club with an average of 60 members. Sororities include AOPI, ADE, SMAC, Sigma Kappa, and CLIO which is the worst. If you attend Geneseo you will get a great education but will develop a slight alcoholism problem. The most popular Fraternities include Kappa Sigma (gay), MAC, Crows, and notorious date rapers DK. You will be held in high esteem if you graduate but be prepared to drink or smoke your way through professors that went to Harvard, Brown, Columbia, Penn State, NorthWestern, and Johns Hopkins. Great school, great hockey, and an a nationally ranked rugby team.
"Oh I see you attended SUNY Geneseo?"
"Yeah, I'm actually qualified for this position, let me crack a beer."
"Yeah, I'm actually qualified for this position, let me crack a beer."
by John Bangalore September 17, 2017
Geneseo Girls are college girls in Geneseo who are all beautiful. Geneseo Girls are sometimes smart but always hot and often from Long Island.
by jeffcart April 15, 2014
The stereotypical college town minus any form of diversity and in the middle of nowhere. The predominately white, female student body makes up more than half the town of Geneseo's population. On any given weekend the entire student body can be found migrating to the North side of campus to drink at the many frat houses on Court St. If students don't pass out somewhere outside of the frats they stumble up to one of the many bars along Main St. Sports are not Geneseo's forte unless you like running or hockey, or chasing down and beating up honkeys cause there are a lot of them.
by MNE January 22, 2006
Geneseo, Illinois is a shit, rancid white town full to the brim of religious nut jobs, tyrannical retard cops, and a druggie underworld. Ironically; the druggies hold, albeit inconsistently, the highest level of awareness regarding social issues. There are more churches than gas stations, the schools are indoctrinating with low curriculum and neurotic egotists as administrators/instructors - and there are about four black people. The wealthy, self-entitled cock busters that roam the streets are the states' pride due to their ability to throw a ball and praise Jesus, passively dismissing the intellectual downplay as a result.
The pigs can't tell their dope from their bud, the white girls all vie for attention like cock-deprived wildebeests, and any attempt at reasonable discourse will be construed as a school shooting threat.
The pigs can't tell their dope from their bud, the white girls all vie for attention like cock-deprived wildebeests, and any attempt at reasonable discourse will be construed as a school shooting threat.
Guy 1: So, what's the most unpleasant environment you've traveled through?
Guy 2: Geneseo, Illinois. By god, if I'd stayed for more than two minutes, I swear I'd be pounced by Bible thumpers or the pow-leec. Fuck the pow-leec.
Guy 2: Geneseo, Illinois. By god, if I'd stayed for more than two minutes, I swear I'd be pounced by Bible thumpers or the pow-leec. Fuck the pow-leec.
by Little Green November 26, 2015
A college in the middle of no where new york, in which only white, abercrombie wearing, upper-middle class students from the buffalo and long island regions go. Based on an unfounded belief that geneseo is an "honors" college many whom were popular, intelligent, social, big fish in the their small ponds come together and act as if geneseo is more like harvard and is located rather in laguna beach, where the local bars rank more like hyde or teddys. Each night students can be found either at a party with plenty of over tanned, over worked out guys and girls or drinking in their dorm watching hours of mtv.
by you15 May 18, 2007
A small town where if you don’t play sports, do drugs, or have money you don’t mean shit. The cops are just about as stupid as the town. They can not tell if dope is bud. The sports people think there all the shit when there stupid. 90% of the student body has used or abused drugs. Your one of two things if you live in this town a “druggie” or “rich thinking you hit a good town” as not very many people see the drug problem. There’s lots of fights and preppy bitches.
Person A- dude I just moved to Geneseo,IL
Person B- your gonna regret that
Person A- naw everyone’s cool
Person B- because there all on drugs
Person B- your gonna regret that
Person A- naw everyone’s cool
Person B- because there all on drugs
by The_truth420 November 12, 2021