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uri geller smeller 

A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.
Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been a Uri Geller Smeller incident! Give it 20 minutes if I were you."
uri geller smeller by bromp March 19, 2008
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Uri Geller Smeller 

A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.
Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street with your warrant just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been an incident, a real Uri Geller Smeller."
Uri Geller Smeller by bromp March 19, 2008

Ross Geller Syndrome 

A lack of motivation to watch the show Friends because of a completely justified hatred towards the character Ross Geller Friends Ross Geller Sitcom 90's monica geller Chandler Bing Syndrome chandler bing Rachel Green Joey Tribbiani phoebe buffay
Sam has switched from watching Friends to the show How I Met Your Mother due to Ross Geller Syndrome.
Ross Geller Syndrome by Karl Sharx September 9, 2015

Ross Geller Syndrome 

Someone who has the uncontrollable urge to say something emotional at a wedding, funeral or other similar event.
He suffers from Ross geller syndrome.
Ross Geller Syndrome by Catgut November 11, 2022

Spencer Geller 

Wonderful, fabulous, gorgeous. And it also means phenomenal awesome in bed.

Sam Geller 

An energetic, loving, amazing guy who has a huge heart. This type of guy will also be so random that it's awesome.
"Good evening!"
"But it's morning"
"Yes I know: good evening"
"Ohhhh you're pulling a Sam Geller!"
Sam Geller by coolasagnu April 2, 2013