Gay Cope 

A type of mental cope gays use that warp the perception of reality such that everyone who doesn't like them is a closet homosexual.

"If my sexuality involved having to induce diarrhea or get shit on my dick, I'd rather just not have sex, that's revolting."
No, it's called douching and it's not like that, closet
"Haha, that's such a gay cope"

Gay Cope by PurpleRhapsody August 3, 2022

Gay Cope 

When a previously heterosexual male decides to become gay due to the female dating scene being too difficult to master.

"Yeah man, dating guys is way easier. It's all femboys for me from here on out."
"Well son, it seems to me you've deployed the gay cope."

Gay Cope by TedKFan69 April 4, 2023