Gassia

a Gassia is most likely a blonde, obviously. HATES taking compliments, is usually sad for no reason, is EXTREMELY funny, and tells great stories. Gassia's are usually very gullible, and will believe anything you tell them, so take full advantage of this trait, but besides that they're great friends, and amazing individuals.

Mireille: Woah, did you see that Gassia?
Angela: Yea, she's so cool!
Mireille: I know! I wish I was as cool as the Gassia.

Gassia by Me-Dog June 11, 2011

gaussian

When a woman styles her pubic region in the shape of a Gaussian or standard error curve.

Her field is mowed in the shape of a Gaussian.

gaussian by LittleLinny December 9, 2005

Gaussian Blur 

The most basic of all filters in many graphics editing software, it blurs adjacent pixels to a varying degree to create a very smooth image. Compared to real camera out of focus blur it looks very artificial. Some teenage girls use Gaussian Blur on their Myspace angled portrait photos to hide their ugly pores and pimples ending up looking silly, comparable to a man with a plastic mask and a vendetta.

You gotta be kiddin' me! Nobody is going to believe that the Gaussian Blur you just applied is real! You should have used the Lens Blur instead for more realistic look.

Gaussian Blur by Photodeus July 15, 2009

Gassia

(n) HATES taking compliments, usually sad but sometimes happy yet EXTREMELY funny and a great story teller. Usually very gullible, so take full advantage of this trait...sometimes. A great and loyal friend exemplifying the best of traits, and all-around amazing, perfect, spectacular individuals. And blonde.

M-dog: Gassia is awesome
A-dog: I concur

Gassia by Mireille69 November 22, 2011

Gaussian blur 

Something thats hard. mainly used with avid stepmania and In The Groove Players

Joe the person:OMG i have a 20 page essay to do!
Joe's friend bob: dude, thats so Gaussian Blur

Gaussian blur by Theamazingbender October 19, 2006

Adaptive White Gaussian Noise 

This is a racial slur, because it associates individual personalities and traits with a skin color.

It is both positive and negative:
(1) Adaptive: flexible, able to switch to a different strategy in a new environment.
(2) Gaussian: (named after Carl Friedrich Gauss, a mathematician) vaguely implies above-average mathematical abilities or intelligence.
(3) Noise: (pejorative) nuisance, something to be ignored. A neutral synonym would be "dissenting opinion". However, in some social settings, being a dissenting voice imparts a sense of snobbishness.

Not to be confused with Additive White Gaussian Noise (AWGN), which is a mathematical concept deeply rooted in digital signal processing and probability theory. The correct interpretation of the four words of AWGN are:

(1) Additive (not to be misspelled addictive) means addition (the sum of two numbers).

(2) White means (i) consisting of all frequencies (ii) uncorrelated. This meaning stems from the physical phenomemon that a white light is formed from a mixture of monochromatic lights of various frequencies.

(3) Gaussian refers to the Gaussian Distribution, also known as a Normal Distribution, a concept in probability.

As used in bumper stickers, tshirt. Misuse of "Adaptive White Gaussian Noise" may result in disciplinary actions from school.

Adaptive White Gaussian Noise by emergent chaos March 29, 2009

Gayssia 

Gayssia is the homeland of the gays.

Friend: Have y'all ever been to Gayssia? Home of the Gays?

Gayssia by Johntherandomperson October 20, 2018