The gatekeeper is a woman who is either petty, fat or ugly (or a combination of the three) that will forbid access to interaction with the other women in the group. She will be the unofficial spokeswoman, denying all to get close enough to work their charms on the other women... and she must be taken out, by any means necessary! usually, the wingman will take out this cock blocker, but if she is not diverted, no one is getting any action. best accomplished with ego stroking, feigned interest and extra alcohol (pending on how unattractive she is, you may need it for yourself). the man who falls on this live grenade doesn't buy drinks that night or the next guys night out.
me and the fellas were at the sports bar, and saw thse sexy ass girls, but the damn gatekeeper was cock blocking like she was on the All Madden team! I ended up with the short straw and had to take out the gatekeeper this time.
by soulbrotha2 November 23, 2007
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a friend who acts as the perfect third wheel by distracting parents and/or guardians while friends are hooking up nearby
"Hey Amelia, thanks for watching the door the other day while Levi and I were hooking up. You're the best gatekeeper ever!"
by notsohazeleyes July 22, 2015
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Overgrown chest hair that drapes over your entire nipple, blocking it from view.
Brian loves it when LeeAnn tugs on his Gatekeepers.
by Biff38 January 25, 2007
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The sexual act where one partner acts as the 'gatekeeper' clenching his or her anus in an attempt to prevent the other partner from penetrating the anus forcefully with his member or a phallic sexual aid (dildo).
Man... Bob and I were playing gatekeeper last night and he was able to siege my stronghold in moments.
by JacobianSmith May 20, 2012
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The Gatekeeper is a Teambang participant who usually occupies the mouth and throat of the female attendee until it is time for the Tube Greaser to step in or for said Gatekeeper to become the Tube Greaser.
I was in a Teambang the other day as a Gatekeeper, but I lost my cool and became a Tube Greaser.
by Daddy Destroyer June 21, 2019
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a word girls use on tik tok talking about gatekeeper because someone doesn’t answer them about a specific thing about where one thing is from
stop being a gatekeeper and tell us where it’s from
by hadtosayit November 11, 2021
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The same basic definition of a gatekeeper, except these control the time speech is made and not the speech itself. Time and space in a newspaper are similar. Therefor, gatekeepers of time can also be gatekeepers of space.
The television station not only gate keeps the information, but they are also the "gatekeepers of time." Or, the sales department at the radio station sells drive time at a rate I can not afford for my speech. Therefor, I must speak at a time not of my choosing.

In the case of the print medium, gatekeepers of space control "where" and "what size" my speech may take up, if any. Cost is also a factor in the space time equation of time/space gatekeeping.
by Bob F. Dowd April 27, 2010
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