gas station

an instrument of destruction; the choice weapon for multi-billion dollar industries in the USA.

They raise prices several times a day. Sometimes peaking at $100 a gallon.

-Did you go get gas today at the gas station?
-No, it's too expensive. It's about $40 a gallon right now!
-Holy crap! I'd rather spend some money on a male stripper.
-Me too, man. Guys are more fun than going bankrupt.

by Raccooninabox November 19, 2006

Gas station

a weed dealer

ay im finna go to the gas station to fill up

by ntgjrnb db 5igjnhnjtjgrv February 20, 2019

gas station

Another way of saying bitch please

Person 1: i fucked your girlfriend
Person 2: gas station

by beastyboy432 July 9, 2015

Gas Station Tweakers

Someone who tokes up on "Gas Station Lush" yet, gets the wrong kind of "High".

Damn, niggas tweakin after they smoked that Gas Station Weed, they some Gas Station Tweakers!!!

by Ghetto Smosh August 29, 2022

gas station breakfast

A redbull, slim-jim and a candy bar eaten as a meal for breakfast. Easily purchased at every single gas station in america.

On my drive from New York to Los Angeles all I ate the whole ride was the gas station breakfast.

by GiantsOLB53 December 23, 2020

gas station bathroom

a place in which all hell had broken loose and fecal matter has been smeared all over the walls in many different shapes and patterns

His bathroom reminded me of a gas station bathroom

by kangamater May 31, 2014

Gas Station Weasel

When a professional wrestler who is on a losing streak is trying to sneak his/her way into a title match.

Adam Cole: “I want the NXT title”

Karrion Kross: “you’re never getting this title again you gas station weasel”

by NYCDEMONDIVA June 2, 2021