Gary

Absolute nonce that wants to touch up 15 year old schoolgirls. Normally has their paintings on his wall and their drama performances on their computer

"That dude is such a Gary man"

by geezer009 November 28, 2016

Gary

He is a nice person that doesn't let anyone put him down and usually has long hair and he can run.

He is a Gary.

by Hakfok February 27, 2017

Gary

A person who is confused of their sexuality and constantly has urges to dance spontaneously and danger those around them with their hips.

Last night I was so drunk I think I was being like Gary.

by Gary Burner October 18, 2016

Gary

A man that gives out free beers and doesn't charge interest

"Hey any free beers Gary"

by Pacodub May 3, 2015

Gary

Someone who loves food. They shove it down their necks within seconds

“Hey, how was the bread?”

“I ate it straight away”

“God you must be a Gary !!”

by Ryan Reynolds is bae December 30, 2017

Gary

A thundercunt who hits women

*wamon*: punches gary
*gary*: punches wamon

Written by Gary

by Robbery faggot November 10, 2018

Gary

An incredibly slow wildabeast with good money saving skills. From afar looks like an italian stallion with a beautiful piercing black maine but once you get close a gary is only a snail with grey hairs. This one of garys biggest deceptions. Garys are also incredibly sensitive about their ethnic Jew identity claiming that they are italian or german to cloak their true greedy nature. Never split on a tab pr start a business with a gary for they will probably jew you out and make it seem like it is all your fault. A positive trait of a gary is that they can make alright Old Fashioned cocktails.

Gary is such a fucking jew.

by Dirtydan27 December 25, 2017