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A tall, friendly guy, normally come off as a "douche". When you get to know him his bubbly personality is hard to match. Normally very good at sports. But quite thick in the classroom. You will mainly meet a Garvan while doing a sport of some sort. A Garvan tends to stay in long relationships. Normally has long blonde hair and is from Nothern/Eastern Europe. Garvan also hates everything about technology he couldn't turn on a light bulb if he tried.
Who is that running laps at this hour? Garvan who else?
Garvan by User123898789769769726111 December 15, 2013

Galvanistic 

galvanism is the concept, uh, the obsolete scientific theory that there is a kind of electricity flowing through our bloodstreams
And that was our life force
I used the term because I came across it in, uh, Mary Shelley's, uh, "Frankenstein"
And that book is sort of an exploration of the theme of creating a character, of making up a person
So I used the term "galvanistic" to allude to that book as a sort of a symbol of how I like, created you as a character
I'm pretending that I know a lot more about you than I actually do
And also to refer to the fact that I've fall—fallen in love with the characters you've created in, uh, your body of work
You galvanistic young boy
You galvanistic young man
You galvanistic young inhuman
You understand
Galvanistic by almondmilkhotel January 24, 2022
Garance, a french piece of baguette, she will be the funniest, chillest, coolest, prettiest, hottest, sexiest, cutest out of all the girls within a 20,000km radius, if you got one of these all your acquaintances will be extremely jealous.
Damn, look at that 10/10 Garance piece of ass, id tap
Garance by datTOPASSmaterial September 2, 2013

Gargantous

Gargantous is a word used to describe something that is massive or very very big. Males like to use this word alot.
Billy: hey willy wanna go play swords with our gargantous dicks later
willy: sorry billy i cant i already promised this gargantous dick to my friend andrew later

Garganese 

Usually used in reference to a person who is extremely angry and of below average height and weight. A Garganese will also tend to be a drunk and a chain smoker and a lover of fast food. If you meet one, you should be prepared for an angry conversation that you will probably walk away from feeling very, very offended.
Johnny: Did you see that drunken little fucker in the bar talkin all that shit to me about Obama.

Jasper: Yeah, he was such a Garganese.
Garganese by MikeCa January 27, 2010

Garandgasm 

A type of orgasm involving looking at and/or touching and/or shooting an M1 Garand rifle.
Oh oh oh, GARANDGASM! Ping! ;)
Garandgasm by Casual_T May 4, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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