The best performer of ours or any time.
"Garth Brooks is so fucking awesome. I just can't believe how much of a fucking god he is."
by Derpy June 27, 2005
By far one of the best (and most known) country singers of the modern country era.
Garth Brooks is a good country artist.
by 1069 December 26, 2005
The absolute best musician of any time period. The man is a lyrical genius. He has had countless number 1 hits. Unprecedented 13 platinum albums. And quite possibly the best live entertainer to walk the planet. And to all you haters you might not like him but there's a reason he's the number 1 selling solo artist of all time. And yes that does include the king Elvis Presley
by dkkong69 March 31, 2009
A common slang term for ones porn collection. So called because it represents the perfect (electronic) hiding place for such material due to the low probability of anyone actually wanting to open such a folder.
Dude, I was totally busted, the only flaw in my plan was having a girlfriend who actually liked Garth Brooks.
by aussie_trevor May 19, 2009
Country Musak star apparantly very popular with the good ol' boys across the pond.Puts on spectacular live shows.Pity about the shit musak though!
Garth Brooks looks like a giant thumb in a hat
by Aye Yer Maw March 24, 2006
Garth is the sound made while puking. Brooks is a small stream. garth brooks Is defined as the constant puking of ones guts.
I drank to much and garth brooks my guts out all the next morning.
by John T&T November 11, 2007
The Jeff Gordon of country music. Butt-pirate country singer who is mainly responsible for integrating pop and country music, causing a metrosexual, pussified sound that seems to embody much of today's country music sound. Cheated on his wife, had an alter-ego named Chris Gaines, decided to retire, then came back years later to fill the world with his pop-culture country music.
Garth Brooks was the forerunner of the pretty country boy musician
by Long_Live_Rock May 25, 2006