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1.
Fat pony.
Garron is a fat pony.
by michelgondry April 10, 2010
 
2.
Slang for "I garronTEE", what the gator from the old school TMNT would always say. Such as in this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyVMmO2BJVM#t=2m40s

Does not necessarily mean "I guarantee". Is normally used out of context, such as a replacement for "OK" or "yes".
Paul: Yo man, I just crop dusted his ass.
Nathan: garron

Nathan: Did you watch that video where the snake barfs out a hippopotamus?
Paul: garron
by mrpaul February 27, 2009
 
3.
guy with a big heart and penis. Known to be a player but for the right girl he could be serious. He is hard on himself always striving to be the best. Has a strong connection with a certain girl but is afraid to act on it!
There is no love like Garron's love!
by lizzyboo245 February 03, 2010
 
4.
A fag who leads girls on, cheats on them and then lies about it..
dang dude that kid is such a garron
by 1H8G4rr0n November 08, 2010
 
5.
Argentine Slang.
when an specific situation sucks.
i went out to this guy, he was so boring the date was a garron!

Nobody went to the party, it was a total garron

I'm back to college, what a garron!

Que garron man!!
by almery August 26, 2007
 
6.
Slang for "penis" or "cock", namely, the shaft of the penis.
Mexican penises can be referred to as Senor Garrons, which sounds similar to "seen-your garrons"
"Man, that guy has a big garron."

"I know, it was in my ass last night."

by HotChickie May 29, 2008