Top Definition
Fat pony.
Garron is a fat pony.
#garron #fat #pony #obese #penisface
by michelgondry April 10, 2010
Slang for "I garronTEE", what the gator from the old school TMNT would always say. Such as in this video:

Does not necessarily mean "I guarantee". Is normally used out of context, such as a replacement for "OK" or "yes".
Paul: Yo man, I just crop dusted his ass.
Nathan: garron

Nathan: Did you watch that video where the snake barfs out a hippopotamus?
Paul: garron
#i garrontee #tmnt gator #ninja turtles gator #ok #yes #wicked #safe
by mrpaul February 27, 2009
guy with a big heart and penis. Known to be a player but for the right girl he could be serious. He is hard on himself always striving to be the best. Has a strong connection with a certain girl but is afraid to act on it!
There is no love like Garron's love!
#hot #sexy #amazing #player #difficult
by lizzyboo245 February 03, 2010
A fag who leads girls on, cheats on them and then lies about it..
dang dude that kid is such a garron
#fag #homo #faggot #douche bag #asshole
by 1H8G4rr0n November 08, 2010
Argentine Slang.
when an specific situation sucks.
i went out to this guy, he was so boring the date was a garron!

Nobody went to the party, it was a total garron

I'm back to college, what a garron!

Que garron man!!
#sucks #lousy #horrible #boring #terrible
by almery August 26, 2007
Slang for "penis" or "cock", namely, the shaft of the penis.
Mexican penises can be referred to as Senor Garrons, which sounds similar to "seen-your garrons"
"Man, that guy has a big garron."

"I know, it was in my ass last night."

#penis #cock #shaft #big #garren
by HotChickie May 29, 2008
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