garretting 

The act of watching gay porn while simultaneously pooping and masturbating, not washing up and going straight to sleep.

Oh man I was garretting last night and all I smell now is shit and semen.

garretting by phat_phuc October 30, 2014

Garrette 

Normally a shy guy. Makes the best boyfriend/husband he is protective, caring, loving, everything and more that a girl could ever want in a boyfriend/husband. Origin-English

Garrette is an amazing boyfriend, you can tell that he loves her so much.

Garrette by MSM&GAM12514 September 29, 2014

Garretting 

A quick turn of events starting when a man and woman make sweet dry-humping love; the man cums in his trousers and immediately demands the woman make his bed, then kicks her ass out.

After Adam finished garretting his girl friend, he proceded to play WOW with his friends.

Garretting by Spring83n December 5, 2012

Garretting 

The act of being a complete rude, lying, selfish asshole

Stop garretting and give me candy

Garretting by tjm420 November 7, 2014

Garrette 

The type of guy nobody likes but always wants to be around. There's said to be a small number of people with the name "Garrett" spelled like this.

"I hung out with a Garrette today, so lame"

Garrette by Lil..Faggot June 10, 2020

garrethizer 

An epic gamer, Oro main in Fortnite, and TF2 enthusiast.

Put some spring in your step, don't be a garrethizer.

garrethizer by when caveman October 18, 2020

Gardettie 

Fun, funky, and fresh.

Ariel, you are gardettie! I love being your friend.

Gardettie by runitsclara May 21, 2019