garibaldi

1. A lovely biscuit treat
2. A replacement for any word that you forget the name of
3. A replacement for words commonly associated with curses

get out of my room you garibaldi
where did i put my garibaldi
whats that garibaldi like program on...

garibaldi by Chav hacks March 16, 2008

garibaldi

n., 1) an unattractive or undesirable woman with whom one has a surprisingly energetic or satisfying sexual experience. Intended as complimentary; 2) also, the sexual experience itself. (After Giuseppe Garibaldi, Italian revolutionary and paramilitary leader who conquered Sicily and the defeated the Kingdom of Naples with only 1,000 ill-equipped troops. Also refers to n., "bald", poss. pertaining to a shaved female pubic region.)

Ethel is no hottie but she's a garibaldi in the sack.

What are you up to tonight, Bob? Trawling for a garibaldi at the club?

garibaldi by Amos the Puppyfucker July 11, 2010

Garibaldi biscuit 

When you go to use a public bathroom in Italy but the toilet is absolutely covered in excrement and urine, but you are absolutely bursting and you already had to pay to use the facilities.

Person 1: Damn, I really need to use the toilet.
Person 2: Hey, I think I see a porta potty over there.
Person 1: Urgh, it costs a euro, but I really need to go. (Person 1 inserts coin, door opens, Person 1 gagging) Oh my God, someone absolutely exploded in here.
Person 2: That's one Hell of a Garibaldi biscuit.

Garibaldi biscuit by GaribaldiBiscuit June 21, 2025

Grimaldish 

Grimaldish (adj)
Meaning to be or act clown like.
Derived from the name Joseph Grimaldi, a 15th century clown

"She was acting quite grimaldish this morning."
" A grimaldish pattern decorated the walls."
"He laughed in a very grimaldish tone."
"The calliope was playing some very grimaldish music."

Grimaldish by Turnpike.20 May 29, 2019

Grimaldi 

A powerful protector, a person who is always concern about others and caring for others, they are very unique in their own way, they are sensitve, and shy.

Why is Grimaldi always caring ?

Grimaldi by ItalianGirl21 January 15, 2012

Grimaldi 

A Hairy and Unkept Vagina

Women of past era's would have had Grimaldi's.

Grimaldi by Sergio Ole April 21, 2009

grimaldi 

The lowest form of hominid characterized by small hands, beady eyes and a bald head. Usually found in office settings. Although able to read, write, and speak, the grimaldi is often prone to distrustful erroneous and bombastic comments. Although not physically dangerous, one must be extremely cautious around a grimaldi due to his/her proclivity to sandbagging colleagues.
Can be used as a verb or adjective.

My boss is such a petty grimaldi, how on earth did he get hired in the first place. (or) I've been grimaldi'd! Five years working with this company and my coworker grimaldi'd me by telling the boss about my private life as a stripper.

grimaldi by Diego Cabron October 2, 2006