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An attractive girl that is too young to really do anything sexual with
Person 1: Damn, I'd tap that
Person 2: Yeah, she is a garabaldi
Garabaldi by Pajamas January 11, 2008
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Lady Gagabalized 

a state of being a hopeless Lady Gaga's music fan. when you don't find any 'normal' songs interesting enough anymore; without the retching sounds, wierd noises etc that are charecteristic of lady Gaga songs.
Dude am totally Lady Gagabalized. Pitbull's Shut it Down seems kind of plain to me.
Lady Gagabalized by reeny oolala February 24, 2010

grabalicious 

describes a person who is always taking your stuff.
My room mate keeps taking my cookies. Now he's taking my CD's. He is just plain grabalicious.
grabalicious by xbefizman June 13, 2012

Grabalicious 

When your bf/gf has a perfect butt and you can't keep from grabbing it.
My boyfriend Marty is trying to get some sleep, but I can't stop groping his nice ass. It's just so grabalicious
Grabalicious by Darth Caedus February 19, 2015
1. A lovely biscuit treat
2. A replacement for any word that you forget the name of
3. A replacement for words commonly associated with curses
get out of my room you garibaldi
where did i put my garibaldi
whats that garibaldi like program on...
garibaldi by Chav hacks March 16, 2008
n., 1) an unattractive or undesirable woman with whom one has a surprisingly energetic or satisfying sexual experience. Intended as complimentary; 2) also, the sexual experience itself. (After Giuseppe Garibaldi, Italian revolutionary and paramilitary leader who conquered Sicily and the defeated the Kingdom of Naples with only 1,000 ill-equipped troops. Also refers to n., "bald", poss. pertaining to a shaved female pubic region.)
Ethel is no hottie but she's a garibaldi in the sack.

What are you up to tonight, Bob? Trawling for a garibaldi at the club?

Garabaldosexual 

The sexual attraction to the Brazilian cartoon character “garabaldo”
I’m coming out to you as garabaldosexual
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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