Gargleflats

What you say when someone coughs to be polite and wicked hardcore

Person 1:*cough* Person 2:Gargleflats

Gargleflats by Kat November 18, 2003

gargleblaster 

A kind of drink invented in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which is not so much an alcoholic beverage as it is a super freakiy psychodelic fucked up halucinatory headtripping cocktail from some hydrophile's wet dream. After drinking it, it is said that you experience the sensation of having your brain smashed out of your skull with a slice of lemon and then wrapped around a brick of gold.

*Drinks a gargleblaster*

UHHHH! Why did I do that!? WHYyyy is EVerYthing BRIGHT? GoDAmmIt, StoP MOvinG your TENTacLES!

gargleblaster by Kerik July 12, 2006

Gargleblasting 

The act of getting bladdered, sometimes but not exclusively by the consumption of Gin and Pear Drops.

Sally - When are we Gargleblasting next?

Steve - This weekend, I've had a tough week and feel like having my brain smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

Gargleblasting by Pookeymonkey November 25, 2012

PanGalactic GargleBlaster 

An alcoholic drink invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox, the effect of which is like having your brain smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

Beverage Menu:

1) PanGalactic GargleBlaster (Recommended) - Free Refills (Not Recommended)

PanGalactic GargleBlaster by bathelm December 11, 2011

Gargleblast

Doing a Gutterul Death metal Roar wilst rolling your tongue, making a rapid tremolo sound.

"Did you hear that Blasphetise song where he does that brutal Gargleblast?"

Gargleblast by blasphetise666 February 25, 2009

gargleblaster 

Used in reference to a strong alcoholic beverage, or a good blow-job.

That was one damn good gargleblaster.

gargleblaster by Shaolin Gumbo November 25, 2003