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1. Another name for a red heads vagina
2. A cartoon about a cat
1. Man last night i slept with this red head, she had the hairiest garfield ever

2. I like cartoons hehe
by Shmoy May 04, 2006
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A fat vagina. A play on the on the comic strip character Garfield who is known for a being fat cat or to more appropriate terms in relation to this definition, a fat pussy.
Damn, Stacy sure has a garfield.
by VaginaDestroyer August 04, 2013
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An extremely funny comic strip written by Jim Davis.
This garfield book is funny shit
by AflacJack August 27, 2003
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To prematurely end a game of fifa by fouling all opposition players with wreckless challenges until you have an ineligible amount of players on the pitch to continue.
Normally brought about by poor sportsmanship and/or far better opposition.
Oh stop being such a bell and injuring my players you garfield.

This is frustrating. That's it, I'm resorting to garfield-ing you.

You're one garfield away from me winning it 3-0.
by kingofspin9 October 20, 2010
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1. Town in NJ that is pretty poopy.

2. Comic strip

3. President
Lets go to garfield and chill.
-No, lets go to ridgewood instaed, and pick up mad preppy bitties.
by Mati, r. April 21, 2006
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An excuse for merchandise, which used to be funny.
Jim Davis pulled the suction-cup Garfields from the stands because he was afraid people would get sick of Garfield merchandise. He's a good business man.

Jon: Look at that, Garfield! A whole bus stopped just for us!
by Dr. President January 09, 2006
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Garfield is a city in the state of New Jersey. It is known as GField and for its bad cops and highschool, and its awful football team. Also, there are many Polish immigrants in Garfield. Its is known as The City of Champions.
"Yo lets go to garfield, foo!"
"Nah yo, fo' get garbagefield"
by Someone1112212221 May 03, 2007
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