GardenHome 

When someone is acting in ways which seem to be unreal.
To pretend; simulate. Anything made to appear otherwise than it actually is; counterfeit.

a false belief or opinion.

a fixed false belief that is resistant to reason or confrontation with actual fact:

That's so gardenhome.

This diamond necklace is gardenhome.

GardenHome by richard shlee February 26, 2008

gardenshower 

A 'storm' failing to become more than just a rain shower, due to lack of instability, unfavorable wind field, or a capping inversion.

see also: sprinklies, dinkleshowers, Gabrielsonshower, and Ramen Noodles.

WOW I sure am glad we drove all the way to Mississippi for this gardenshower BULLSHIT. Let's have Krystal burgers to make up for it.

gardenshower by Scants January 24, 2012

Gardenhosing 

A failed attempt to make any thing/situation better. The results of which are disastrous.

Much like trying to stop water from coming out of a garden hose with your thumb.

1:"Oh man. Dave totally was totally gardenhosing trying to come up with excuses for breaking up with Carla. It was pathetic."

2:Dave thumbed the gardenhose when he told Carla "It's not you, it's me."

Gardenhosing by ClassyBandit October 15, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016