True definition of beauty
Selfless, loving, with an expanse vocabulary girl who gives the best her whole saint self possess.
Facts: drinks a lot of water, meaning that she NEEDS to go to the bathroom. but teachers let her go? no😀
She should be studying now, but sadly she doesn’t know how to her homework because teachers SUCK, should she be worried that someone in school finds this and calls me to the directors office? yes🤠 should i have written all of this in spanish? idk🤓 some teachers i considered gringasos are más peruanos q la papa and im scared😳
piss and poop🤭☕️✌🏽
Selfless, loving, with an expanse vocabulary girl who gives the best her whole saint self possess.
Facts: drinks a lot of water, meaning that she NEEDS to go to the bathroom. but teachers let her go? no😀
She should be studying now, but sadly she doesn’t know how to her homework because teachers SUCK, should she be worried that someone in school finds this and calls me to the directors office? yes🤠 should i have written all of this in spanish? idk🤓 some teachers i considered gringasos are más peruanos q la papa and im scared😳
piss and poop🤭☕️✌🏽
by sinopuedousarminombretncsque April 22, 2019
An overrated princess bum who's an Instagram boxer. 99% of his fans are cringey American teenage girls who don't know anything about boxing. All his friends are youtubers. Teofimo Lopez and Tank Davis would send his jaw to the moon in round 1. Devin Haney would make him cry. Vasyl Lomachenko would make him call him daddy.
garcía fangirl: ryan garcía is my future husband he's the greatest boxer of all time.
normal dude: nah muhammad ali is the goat.
garcía fangirl: Nah ryan would clap him.
normal dude: nah muhammad ali is the goat.
garcía fangirl: Nah ryan would clap him.
by loma.is.p4p August 10, 2020
Mexican actor that made his start on soap opera, who has since then made his break in english speaking films. Starred in Alfonso Cuaron's Y Tu Mama Tambien, Pedro Almodovars Bad Education, and the Oscar winning The Motorcycle Diaries based on the life of Che Guevera. Recently he has appeared in Michel Gondry's The Science of Sleep as well as the film Babel.
Probably one of the most beautiful/sexiest/most talented men on the planet. And oh how convenient, since many of his movies contain graphic sex scenes. Nevertheless, he chooses great work, never picking a bad film to work on. Please don't do cheesy romantic comedies Gael, although I know you never will. :)
"I believe fervently in the nature, in truth and imagination, I believe in the blood, in life, words, and motivations."- Gael Garcia Bernal
Probably one of the most beautiful/sexiest/most talented men on the planet. And oh how convenient, since many of his movies contain graphic sex scenes. Nevertheless, he chooses great work, never picking a bad film to work on. Please don't do cheesy romantic comedies Gael, although I know you never will. :)
"I believe fervently in the nature, in truth and imagination, I believe in the blood, in life, words, and motivations."- Gael Garcia Bernal
Did you see that Gael García Bernal scene in the car of Y Tu Mama Tambien? DANG. Or better yet did you see the kissy boy scene in the bedroom?
Who is your hollywood crush? Gael García Bernal. Who the fuck is that? Sex. Oh. I like Brad Pitt!
Who is your hollywood crush? Gael García Bernal. Who the fuck is that? Sex. Oh. I like Brad Pitt!
by thetransient January 14, 2007
Some idiot who got baited into letting a bot look up his name up on Urban Dictionary instead of doing his fucking job.
Also someone who will give me the 1 point on the exam
Also someone who will give me the 1 point on the exam
by markibariki October 23, 2023