Garbanzo

Means something is garbage, or worthless, or pathetic...

See John Vespa

That was absolutely garbanzo, dont ever say it again!

by Stathi August 9, 2004

garbanzo

A way of saying something is terrible, garbage, trash, etc.

Jorge: Did you see me playing at the basketball game last night? I missed all my shots! Absolute garbanzo.
Michael: Yeah bro, you were trash out there.

by Stupid Freshman Club November 10, 2018

garbanzo

verb. to garbanzo. garbonzoing. garbonzoed.

1. Flatulence caused by consumption of legumes without prior use of Beano.

2. To stink up a room with silent but very deadly (SBVD) gas.

3. To secretly sneak gas-causing food into someone's meal while pretending to cook them something out of love.

1. Oops, I just garbanzoed.

2. Don't garbanzo my space.

3. Dude, did you garbanzo my pizza?

by M. Miller and M. Davis October 2, 2007

garbanzos

a woman's breasts ( from another term for chickpeas)

her garbanzos jiggled as she moved even though her bra was as secure as ever.

by The Return of Light Joker October 13, 2009

Garbanzo

A garbanzo is any type of pill that’ll have u leanin.

I just popped a garbanzo, bro popped a garbanzo in the club nigga was tweakin .

by The don 4 ya mom March 21, 2022

Garbanzo

Racial slur for a brown person, specifically of Mediterranean descent, e.g. Arabs, Italians, Greeks, etc.

Gino? Don't talk to him, he's a fuckin' dirty garbanzo.

Keep your dirty garbanzo hands off my bike and go back to where you came from, Ali.

by billshredder December 1, 2016

garbanzo bean

A way-cooler word for chickpeas, and a major ingredient in hummus.

Something that must remain stocked at all times in college cafeteria salad bars. This is on pain of death or violent dismemberment by hoardes of trendy, enraged, pita-and-hummus-consuming college students.

This is your first night working the salad bar? Okay. First thing you need to do is figure out where we keep the garbanzo beans. Check the coolers. Find them. I don't even know what the freaking things are, but God help us if we ever run out of them.

by Lady Chevalier May 26, 2005