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Gaol Bait 

This is the original English spelling of Jail Bait. The meaning is exactly the same, it still refers to some fifteen year old bitchlet who is dressed and made up to look like a twenty-something slut who storms out of the house after a row with her parents about the way she looks. Full of teenage fury she gets a bit drunk then comprehensively fucked by some bonehead who can't believe his luck. When her parents find out, the sap who shagged her finds himself in court with an angelic-faced schoolgirl in the witness box and the end result is gaol and the sex offenders register.
"Holy shit! Look at the tits on that!"
"Keep away from that, it's gaol bait."
Gaol Bait by AKACroatalin April 15, 2015
Related Words
galuh galumph galumpshues Galunga galute golu golub gallus GALLUCKS gallup

Gablunger 

A friendship between two bros that is stronger than a romantic relationship
- But Greeny, we've been friends for so long, dude! We're gablungers, remember?
- You're right!
Gablunger by bruh420691 May 30, 2022
An abbreviation/blend word for good value. When something is galue it is said to be galueous. Other derivations include; gralue, shalue, nalue, talue, gralue, evalue. It can also be written and pronounced galoo.
Those Turkey meatballs were galue!
Galue by Smooth_Biffkin November 19, 2017

simon gallup 

Bassist of the band the cure, robert smith's best friend. He had been kicked out in 1982, Smith and him got in a fight at the pub and they just grew apart, later Smith asked for him back in 1985 to make <i>The Head On The Door</i> and he hasn't been kicked out since then, he was once replaced during the Wish tour because he became extremely sick and Roberto Suave replaced him, but that's it, seems like he's there to stay!
"I think Simon Gallup is amazing, the bassline for The Hanging Garden" is wonderful"

Funny guy too!:

is there one piece of criticism that sticks in your mind?
yes. "you are not very good at hoovering simon" by peg gallup, 1960.

what was the best advice you've ever received?
"try plugging the hoover in first, simon".

what characteristics do you think you've inherited from your parents?
hoovering.
simon gallup by curehead January 12, 2006

gallutes 

look at those gallutes
gallutes by guid June 18, 2008

Gunga Galunga 

Originally a Tibetan expression of peaceful dismay used after making an errant golfshot.

Sometimes pronounced Gunga Lagunga.
So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga.
Gunga Galunga by yGumby January 11, 2009