gammon satchel 

A gammon satchel is a salty vagina with two big salty flaps which stick together. Also known as a ready salted vagina

I can't believe you unbuckled her gammon satchel... thats nasty! People have been jailed for less.

gammon satchel by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013

gammon slipper 

Used to describe someone thick or frustratingly stupid. Based on the slang for a ladies downstairs area

Darren: "I sold my Datsun to this geezer who then crashed it and wanted his money back"

Tim: "urgh, what a complete Gammon Slipper"

gammon slipper by QuantumMan October 7, 2016

gammon slammer 

the male genittalia with reference to sexual intercourse

i broke her beef curtains with my monsterous gammon slammer

gammon slammer by Nox Noctics July 17, 2006

gammon steak 

gammon steak syndrome is where a young child has a speech impedement, and every word that is said comes out as gammon steak!

Ben: Hello, how r u 2day?

Person 2: Gammon Steak!

gammon steak by parkiben April 12, 2009

Gammon slap 

When your eating a girl out and he fat ass thighs slap your face

Damn girl you just K.O'd me with a Gammon slap!

Gammon slap by ClappedupNanbred January 30, 2019

gammon and spinach 

A phrase used by Mr Jorkin in Alastair's Sim's version of Scrooge: A Christmas Carol and I think it means no harm done

It's alright lad, gammon and spinach......

gammon and spinach by MJJJ5 December 6, 2013

Salty gammon mush 

When the females vagina is saggy and wrinkled and becomes saturated with sweat, and has a coating of baby batter over it. We refer to this as salty gammon mush.

Jack:Oh man i'd let that chick suck my nine
Victor: I wouldn't go near her dude, i heard she has a salty gammon mush.

The females pussy began to perspire, soon she would have a salty gammon mush.

Cindy: Hey Claire lets go pick up some guys.
Claire: I don't know Cindy I haven't showered i think i might have onset salty gammon mush

Salty gammon mush by RyanEmm July 22, 2009