Gallontines Day

The day you successfully fill your girlfriend with a total of one gallon of cum (1,000 deposits) during your relationship

“Hey man have you done the homework?”

“Nah. I’ve been trying really hard to reach gallontines day”

by Giggles&Pooh October 16, 2020

Gallontine's Day

A holiday celebrated on February 14th by eating an entire gallon of ice cream.

Allison: "Happy Gallontine's Day Nicole! Would you like to come over and celebrate by eating an entire gallon of ice cream?"
Nicole: "Do we have to share a gallon of ice cream between us?"
Allison: "Don't be silly! We EACH get to eat a gallon of ice cream, as the tradition goes of course."
Nicole: "Sounds great! I'll be sure to wear sweat pants!"

by dallisor February 5, 2014

Gallontine's Day

A holiday celebrated on February 13th by drinking a gallon of beer.

Chad: Bro, are you celebrating Gallontine's Day this year?
Jason: Yeah brah, got my PBR.

by ChickenFlucker February 14, 2017