gahoot 

an idiot. someone who does stupid stuff in attempt to be funny, but they are not funny. they only embarrass themselves.

the kid tried so hard to make friends but everyone thought he was just a gahoot.

gahoot by BaF22 May 2, 2007

The Flying Gahooch 

a sexual maneuver when you have a girl lays bed spread eagle on a bed, then you stand on a surface higher than her (such as a dresser) and proceed to jump off the dresser with your bod out stretched like a gay starfish and your penis lands firmly inside the females vaginer, WARNING: THIS MOVE IS VERY DANGEROUS AND CAN RESULT IN YOUR PORK SWORD BEING BROKEN IN HALF OR THE IMPALEMENT OF THE FEMALE. PLEASE ONLY USE IF YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE HORNDOG.

Hey Bob! haven't seen you in for ever! How's Sandy?

*tears fall from eyes*
I-I...I tried the flying gahooch and.......I wasn't a absolute Horndog.
*breaks down in hysterics*
Ralph: O-oh Im...Im so sorry

The Flying Gahooch by velociraptorWeinerBarf December 1, 2019

gahoot 

an idiot. someone who tries to be funny but isnt. someone who tries to fit in so they become someone's bitch but they are never really liked.

that kid who follows bob is such a gahoot

you're never gunna have friends, all you are is a gahoot.

gahoot by BaF22 May 10, 2007

gahoogle 

1: To utilize a search engine to find infomation on the Internet.
2: The placement of information on the Internet/World Wide Web in a format that can easily be indexed by a search engine.
3: To index or catalog the information on the Internet.
- gahoogled
- gahoogling
- gahooglable adjective

I gahoogle every topic I'm interested in.

Once you gahoogle your website you will begin to get more visitors.

As a programmer I love to create software to gahoogle in new ways.

gahoogle by Raideil September 5, 2005

Gahoober 

A funny looking person who loses continually, always unsuccessful at almost everything, such as employment or personal relationships.

A Gahoober is a person who has goobers hanging out of their nose which causes him to never get anywhere in life.

Gahoober by Chris Dug January 26, 2009

Gahoi 

A caste (baniya) among the Hindus which mostly comprises of the merchant class.
Considered to be money minded / stingy.....

Class toppers? Yeah most of the times..
They have an amazing style of calculating notes ; if you meet some baniya just ask them to flaunt this skill.

Wallet full of money..? That person's a Gahoi (baniya)

Gahoi by Dushdjacks December 4, 2021

gahoonas 

The breasts of a women

Man I want to squeeze her gahoonas! Squeeze them well good.

gahoonas by Ben May 13, 2005