A tall white guy with the name "Gaertner" is obsessed with baseball, cute, and hot af. Great kisser and also looks like a high school porn star, but he said he likes watching men in the locker room instead. Anyways he's really chill an funny af.
by Westcampchamp, I <3 Kyle February 1, 2017
An American girl from Ohio who is a self-taught dancer & choreographer. She mostly gained her fame from the social network Vine, whom of which she posted little snippets of herself dancing to different songs. Mostly dubstep, to be exact but she doesn't limit herself to any type of dance. She also posts her choreography on Youtube.
You: "I just can't she's just absolutely perfect tbh"
Your friend: "Who?"
You: "Amymarie Gaertner. Have you not seen her vines?"
Your friend: "Who?"
You: "Amymarie Gaertner. Have you not seen her vines?"
by Kaliforhnia February 4, 2014