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gurutard 

A person in the internet marketing industry, who offers paid courses to teach people how to make money online, but in reality he/she has no clue what they're talking about.
This guy has 0 clue what he's talking about, but he claims to be making millions thanks to internet marketing and then he offers you his paid course for few hundred bucks a month ... he is a complete gurutard.

Don't you ever buy online money making courses from gurutards like Tai Lopez , only the seller is the one who will profit from this!

Always do your own due diligence before investing in an online money making course! There are lots of gurutards who will only steal your money and all you'll learn is nothing.
gurutard by bhwneon January 6, 2019
Related Words
GURUit gurjit gurdit Gurmit gurdith Gurit Gruity gurdita gurditt gurgitate

gurgitator 

"They are known as gustatory athletes, gurgitators and, in France, epicuriators. They are athletes in one of the oldest and most fundamental of disciplines - competitive eating."

Originates from the Latin root "gurga" or "gurges", meaning "throat".

This germ has gained widespread recognition via the IFOCE (The International Federation of Competitive Eating, Inc.), sponsor of competitive-eating contest such as Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest, held on July 4.
"Who's that skinny Japanese guy with the hot dogs and stomach-ache?"
"Dude, that's Takeru Kobayashi, world-champion gurgitator!"
gurgitator by Dick Laycock September 24, 2006
Smart dude. Typically a nerd but also does cool stuff like sky diving and riding a motorbike.
Is he a Gurit?

Nah, he's way too dumb to be one.
Gurit by daciasandero February 28, 2017

Gurutvakarshan 

I would not have flunked my Physics course if not for some serious Gurutvakarshan...
Gurutvakarshan by Richsin November 23, 2018
rich posh person who thinks he knows all
that person acts like a gurdit
gurdit by ASADRDUYF December 24, 2018

re-gurgitator 

Someone who brings up the same story over and over again...boring the hell out of their friends and family.
Grandma is such a re-gurgitator, I have heard that story about her being the prom queen about 15 times.
re-gurgitator by clover-girl April 10, 2009