Goldemort 

Nickname of Gary Schofield, CEO of Gaia Online. Named as such because:

1. He flooded Gaia's marketplace with quadrillions of increasingly-useless gold to force everyone into spending real money on the site.
2. Like Voldemort of the Harry Potter series who brings trouble to whoever mentions his name, he bans people for merely mentioning his name and/or suggesting that he be fired.

Voldemort has better long-term thinking on how to make himself immortal. Goldemort has short-term thinking with the "big bang for a buck this second, SALE SALE SALE", and drowning users with announcements and recolors because "buyers demand it", even though Gaia is full of minors who can barely make minimum wage.

In short, don't put Voldemort that low. He has better standards.

Goldemort by DopamineBaby December 14, 2014

Goldmanite 

former (or actual) Goldman Sachs staff

Robert Rubin is a Goldmanite, Henry Paulson is another one

Goldmanite by pirandello October 7, 2009

goldtop 

a can of cheap and delicious Busch beer

Stupid Person: Yo dude pass me a Busch

Smart Person: Yeah but it's called a goldtop

Stupid Person: Goldtop?

Smart Person: Just look at the color of the top of the can

Stupid Person: Oh I get it. I'm sorry for not calling it by its proper name. So let me get a goldtop bro

Smart Person: No, get your own shithead

goldtop by Olof Carmody June 9, 2008

Goldman Goggles 

The visual distortion occurring after working long hours in an all male environment. Makes every female appear attractive regardless of their actual appearance. Similar to beer goggles, but without the alcohol. Typically worn by an Investment Banker.

Banker: Bro, check your nine; that girl is smokin'

True Friend: Calm down brah, you're just wearing the Goldman Goggles

Goldman Goggles by Escapee75 August 4, 2009

Goldmisting 

In the world of Archeage, it is considered the act of deceiving, extorting, manipulating, and starving entire colonies from their gold, coinpurses, and resources.

Goldmist has entered the area, please leave in a unified manor or else you will be killed on site. This area belongs to Goldmist. Thank you.
or
Aye yo dawg, lets go to freedich to run some packs.
(20 minutes later)
Goldmist- Yo dawg you owe me compamasation for my lost packs.
Person 1- Dude, you wanted to go to the island when you knew that there were pirates in the first place and they destroyed the ship
Goldmist- IDC i dun give a fk give me my packs and tell him to fix his ship
Person 1- Really are you Goldmisting us?

Goldmisting by APEX February 19, 2015

goldmoose 

A type of Condom made of pure Gold taht only would fit te Gods of Olypmus, which are MASSIVE COCKS, also would taste like ranch.. with the side of bacon.

i wanna use my goldmoose on u... when u stick ur pnuz in u can eat her out and taste bacon ranch, which an obese man would use on chicken wings

goldmoose by Harginlarginfarginbargin May 29, 2007

velvet goldmine 

1. a weird david bowie song that rocks
2. a sexual organ
3. the coolest movie ever

i watched velvet goldmine for the five billionth time this morning

velvet goldmine by mayura October 23, 2003