synonym for dank. something that is way bomb.
Just picked up some global kicks. I can't wait to shred to the new gervais beat.
by cedricgervais October 14, 2009
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an adjective to describe a hoe, someone who gets around
She sucked Michael, Joe, and Jeff all in one weekend. She’s so global.
by Mrs. Worldwide March 24, 2019
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Yes, as the definition above states, globalization is the exchange of goods, services and ideas across national boundaries. What many people fail to realize is that globalization has been going on for hundreds of years. However, the rate at which globalization has been spreading has increased dramatically within the past two decades due to factors like technological advancements in communications.

Globalization does not make the rich richer and the poor poorer. This is a common myth held by many narrow-minded religious fanatics and ignorant people who don’t know the first thing about business. Anybody who has taken a basic introductory course in economics will realize why globalization works to both the more affluent as well as the poorer nations’ advantage.

There is a growing disparity, however, between nations that are not globalized and those that are becoming more globalized. A study conducted by the World Bank in 2005 proves that nations who have taken part in globalization have experienced a growth in education levels, as well as an increase in GDP and standard of living. On the other hand, their less-globalized counterparts suffered the reverse.
Have you had your glass of Globalization today?
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The name of a currency that has been propose to replace all the other currencies in the nations of the world the same way the euro has replaced the currencies of europe and forming a global common market similar to the european common market.
You owe me five globals.
by Deep blue 2012 September 4, 2010
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Global is a television network in Canada and it is the biggest horseshit opperation I have ever seen in my life. I am A canadian but I am fortunate enough to live in a place as nice as Windsor Ontario where I have access to Detroit TV which is only one mile away.

Global is that main reason why Canada has no sense of identity and is another example of people from Toronto trying to act like they are a world class American city like New York. The only thing Global produces is news and in that all they try to focus on is bullshit about how they love their diversity. All for primetime they do is re-broadcast american shows like the simpsons, family guy, american dad and malcomb in the middle. They even show scummy brainrotting shit like fear factor and american idol. It is no wonder that the young people from the Toronto area and Ottawa are just a bunch of ignorant maple suckers that think they are smarter than americans.

The gayest thing they do is they put Canadian commercials into the superbowl and they bluescreen in blue screen images of adds into the stadiums when they brodcast football games.

Support qulity television and watch CBC, TVO, BBC or PBS.
Stupid prep from Richmond Hill: Like lets so totally watch fear factor on global. Then i'll enroll in pyschology at McGill because i'm a empty headed moron and I think psychology is a real science.

Ottawa idiot: Wow I am so original for watching family guy even though it was introduced in the United States in 1998.

Educated Canadian: Man oh man. I wish my fellow Canadians wern't such morons. I guess i'll have to move to England or the USA so I can recieve my fix of stimulation.
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To make a wow character cry. To make them not able to attack.
Yo boxxy, you globaled that guy.

Yeah and he died cause he could not attack me.
by boxxybaby June 25, 2010
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