Getting some action
Doing well on something
Annoying thing to yell at parties when someone is clearly gonna get lucky.
(steve and random slut dancing)
Phil: Get some ham Steve!!!

Phil: How did you do on that test?
Bethany: I got ham on that bitch.

YEAH GET HAM!!!
by dude123454321 November 5, 2009
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don't get the ham is a new meme trend by @publictransportation on Instagram who started the meme by their mom sending them "don't get the ham" twice on iMessage with no context.
Me: what kind of meats do you want at the store?
Mom: I don't care what kind just don't get the ham.
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by Memelovingfuck42069 September 20, 2015
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A sexually suggestive reference in the song "I Got a Woman in Hawaii" by Alan Wilson where he's presumably talking about going down to Maui to get a blow job and how L.A. Women won't lend him any help.
Well I'm Going to Maui, just to get my Ham Bone Boiled, these L.A. Women like to let my, Ham Bone Spoil, oh well
by midnightmodder November 23, 2020
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When you want the fat lard to come get some dinner. You invite Tina to get some ham, hoping she will gratefully accept the invitation.
Luke: "Hey Tina come get some ham!"
Tina: " mmmm... ham, I am a fat lard."
by JohnnyEye January 24, 2018
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this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
by nishishishi June 9, 2019
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