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NOT your HALF sis, or your STEP sis, but your REAL, GENUINE, GENE sis! She got ALL of her genes from the same two people you did!
The title "gene sis" is normally irrelevant, unless you are already mentioning your half sis, step sis, bridge sis, side step sis, or skip sis.
by Mrs. Brady July 22, 2006
 
16.
Genesis is beautiful, sweet, loving and has long brown hair. She does her best to keep you happy. If she laughs at your jokes she loves you. If she finds you interesting you won a place in her heart. She might just hate you for it. Genesis likes it when her way of thinking is challenged. She's your best friend and wants the best for you. Sometimes she may seem lost or hard to figure out but eventually you'll get where she's coming from. Genesis is spontaneous she is willing to try new things. When you meet Genesis always keep her in your life you won't regret it.
Genesis is goddess.
by lostin_mordor May 10, 2014
 
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The most beautiful girl I've ever met. I really want to marry her...DAMN YOU WILLY FERRER!!!!!!!!!!!!! :'(
"Teehee!" :P ...She's so innocent. Heh.
by Vigilante aerio January 16, 2005
 
18.
1) Beginning

2)The first book of the old testament.

3) A rock band of the eighties, contained Phil Collins.

4) Sega Console with so many great games... sega didn't even think they'd have to produce good shit from there on.
Sega Cd? I ain't payin double so I can play another ten games in 32 bit. The fuck is this saturn? Oh, fifty games in the first year? What a great variety /sarcasm. Dreamcast? lol!
by Gumba Gumba April 07, 2004
 
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The first book in the Bible. Contains some truths much to the angst of the angry edgy internet teenage atheists.

The Flood for example, did occur but wasn't a world wide flood and is believed, by some geologists, to be the flood that occurred by the rising Black Sea (also known as the Black Sea deluge hypothesis) whilst others attribute the story of the flood to the rising level of sea water after the Ice Age.

This, along with Hinduism and ancient Babylonian religion mentioning the flood story (with many similarities to the Genesis account) shows that there likely was a flood of some sort that a man and his family survived.
There are some truths in Genesis. Other parts of Genesis are symbolic.

Origen was a third century Christian who worked out that Genesis was metaphorical.

"For who that has understanding will suppose that the first and second and third day existed without a sun and moon and stars and that the first day was, as it were, also without a sky? I do not suppose that anyone doubts that these things figuratively indicate certain mysteries, the history having taken place in appearance and not literally." ~ Origen
by RationalTruth August 28, 2014
 
20.
Probably the most representative Progressive-Art Rock band ever.
Albums like Nursery Cryme, Foxtrot and Selling England By The Pound are absolute masterpieces of 20th century's music.
The only real Genesis is the Mk2 lineup: Peter Gabriel (voice, flute), Steve Hackett (guitar), Mike Rutherford (rithm guitar, 12 strings guitar), Tony Banks (keyboards) and Phil Collins (drums, backing vocals). After Gabriel's and Hackett's departure (respecctively in 1975 and 1977), the band committed the most disgusting musical suicide of all times. Under the influence of Collins, Genesis kept the original name but threw away a decade of good music and intellectual honesty by becoming a ridiculous pop band. People who declare to prefer the Collins-era Genesis are likely to be fucking morons or not interested in good music at all, thus deserving the title of fucking morons anyway.

Gabriel and Hackett then started a fruitful and highly appreciated solo career, while Collins began writing corny, useless love songs.
Banks released some solo works too; nothing interesting or musically relevant, though. Rutherford formed pop rock group "Mike and The Mechanics", a forgettable easy listening hits factory.
If you put a bunch of progressive-rock lovers into a room and asked them to vote for their all-time favorite classic prog group, I suspect that Genesis would win handily. A perfect example of this popularity is the fact that no other group has so strongly influenced the so-called neo-prog bands of the 80s and 90s. When it was time for prog to make a comeback, it was mostly Genesis to which the new young musicians turned. Would there even be a Marillion, Pendragon, IQ, Citizen Cane, Jadis, Magellan, Glass Hammer, Cairo, Crucible, Like Wendy, Flamborough Head, Sylvan, or Metaphor (to name only a few) if there had never been a Genesis? No way!
by Davide March 14, 2005
 
21.
A hot boy that everybody wants!!!!!
If a Genesis enters your life do not let him for anything because you will regret it in the long run. He is amazing he can easily make anyone smile. He maybe lost at times but that is what makes him the way he is. He will always be there for you. Always someone to make you smile even when he is not trying.

He can make any girl fall for him cause he is that good.

Always have a Genesis in your life cause you will be the most happiest person ever cause he will make sure you smile everyday and every moment of your life.
yeah i love Genesis
by honeysweetmiel July 22, 2011