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Person 1: Hey! Gafn :D
Person 2: Heyy, gafn to you too 😁
Gafn by mdaddie September 24, 2021
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Gafnimit 

The worst type of person. A gafnimit has every bad quality that one human could possibly have.
Zen is one ugly gafnimit
Gafnimit by BigBoySebastian February 22, 2019
After anal sex, when one shits on her boyfriends cock, is known as a Gafner. Originated from slang in Manchester
"Did you hear what hannah did to joel last night?"
"No, What?"
"She did a Gafner on him!"
"Really?!?!?, she shat on his dick??"
"Yep!"
"Dammm, just like Kelsey"
Gafner by Lesbian Chin Room January 29, 2009

Kelsey Gafner

This man right here is funny loyal kind hearted he has bright eyes and dark hair he’s the kind of person you want with you on a crappy day because he knows just how to make things better in any situation
This man right here is funny loyal kind hearted he has bright eyes and dark hair he’s the kind of person you want with you on a crappy day because he knows just how to make things better in any situation
Kelsey Gafner is the best
Kelsey Gafner by SGafner66 July 15, 2021
The art of being Jewish, while not of that faith.
"Hey, Dylan. Can i borrow some money?"
"No, Sorry man"
"Dude, Come on. Stop Being a Gafner"
Gafner by DylanMarleyG October 14, 2008
A very large penis belonging to individuals named John.
That John has a freaking gafner, I saw it in the shower.
gafner by gafner December 30, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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