The name that a total douchbag calls there grandmother
Oliver: Hey do you want to go to the park and watch kids play on the playground?

Zane: damn, i can't tonight i have to go to dinner with my G-unit

Oliver: You are the definition of a douchbag

Zane: Dinner-swag
by ZermyMcnitt September 14, 2011
(NOT THE RAP GROUP) BUT G UNITS ARE obnoxious wannabe gangsters that show up at parties with a group of guys with tall tees and when you step on their shoes in a crowded room they get mad and try to fight you and also when you try to kick them out of a party they get stupid and yell out territorial sayings such as "deep south side" or "west-side" and random numbers signifying something. They ruin everything and scare the girls away.
G UNIT- Group of gangsters that stand by the wall at parties or raves and scare the girls away with their gross ass stares.

Wannabe Thugs
by faustelo July 10, 2011
Unit of Gibbs free energy as demonstrated by the O'Reilly Factor. Units are defined as kg/mol (read as kilojoules per mole)
What is the units of G?

Or, What is the G Unit?
by Who is reilly April 28, 2010
g unit stands for "gang unit" which is a police cruiser in all black
that deals specifically with gangs
run holmes the g unit is coming
by boogiedude November 20, 2009
The Worst R&b Group Ever
they claim to be rapper's
but if you listen to 50 cent
he sings,
g-unit stands for gorilla unit,
but ive heard it also stands for
gay unit
The Members Of G - Unit,
Lloyd Banked stuck his
dick into Half Dolla's Bum
while Sucking Tony Yoyo's Dick
While Olivia, I mean Oliver Was
Using The Video Recorder
by iBrown July 02, 2008
G unit started when 50 Cent joined with Half a Buck (Young Buck) to create ONE dollar which they then used to purchase some extra cheap latex condoms for their sinister anal rituals. After they cleaned up and ran out of condoms they realized they would need more money to buy condoms so they could keep enjoying each other's anuses.

That's when they ran into Sperm Banks (Lloyd Banks) who suggested they form a rap/homo group with him. They named it G-Unit which stands for Gay Unit or GangBang Unit whichever u prefer. Then Tony Gayo or Tuna Mayo as he likes to be called during gay sex came along and asked if he could join the group. 50 Pence said yes, but he would need to prove he was trustworthy. Later that nite Gayo's asshole had been torn open to a diameter of 34cm after multiple penetrations from Gay Unit. He was now "in".

So Gay Unit looked around for more people to include in their male porno set, they then found Oliver, some kind of Chinese prostitute who recently had a sex change. She changed her name to Olivia and said she was a woman. However, Gay Unit got a big surprise later that night.

And this is how Gay Unit was born.
0.50c - "Ay YO, Sperm Banks ma G Unit brudda come here n giv me a wanksta"

Sperm Banks - "Wat be dat homie?"

0.50c - "It's where u wank me off gangsta style holdin ma cock side ways"

Sperm Banks - "Jeaaaah"
by McKENT October 02, 2007
A grand-father/mother/uncle/any other relative. Also used as a general term for relatives that you are not very close with.
I'd love to to the movies with you, but my parents are putting on a big thing and all my G- Units will be there.
by Joccoli August 19, 2007

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