Future farmer 

Wants to be a farmer

Listens to hillbilly music

Has a accent

Wears flannel everyday

Favourite Color is camouflage

Bootcut jeans

Western fashion

A’s and B’s student

Loves cows

✨iced coffee and sunrise✨
Morgan wallen is the best

Future farmer is life!

Future farmer by Farmer funny November 9, 2021

future-former 

Polite manner in referring to a spouse or partner while in the process of separating and/or waiting for a divorce. Also can be used in reference to all in-laws including, parents, brothers and sisters cousins etc.

My future-former (ie wife/husband) asked me to pay for dinner.

I will attend my future-former father-in-law's birthday dinner.

future-former by Walter P Brzozowicz August 9, 2006

Futurfarmer

Someone currently relying on government handouts/ food coupons to do themz shoppings down Tescos

a: He's not worked for years, the lazy septic
b: easy bro, he's retarded
a: Cameroon and Obumma won;t give a damn.. Poor bastard's such a futurfarmer

Futurfarmer by Anti-Septic November 9, 2015