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1.
an abbreviation of fucking retard! Someone who's stupidity defies all logic and reason and is borderline retarded.

Also see futarded
Abby - HA HA did you just see that it was so funny
Dion - No abby your futarded, plants growing is not funny.
by diobby April 04, 2010
 
2.
1. a fucking retard
2. a really dumb person
Wow, did he just walk right into a fat guy's belly button? What a futard.
by losergrl March 16, 2008
 
3.
conjunction originally meaning FUcking reTARD. usually used with assbag
That futard assbag just kicked me in the nuts.
by Justin Jacobs January 02, 2004
 
4.
Someone who's stupidity defies all logic and reason.

Abbreviation of F*cking Retard
My god you are such a Futard, you can't even open child proof locks!
by M240871 August 12, 2005