Also known as the Furry
war, The Great Furry
war of 2018, and in some cases World
War III, The Furry
war is and ongoing battle for superiority involving gamers and furries. Some groups have managed to make alliances with natives, such as the weaboos, the memers, and in rare cases, furries have
gone as far as to capture rare and violent T-Posing children to set off on rivals. It is currently unclear as to which side will win the
war. Some say it has to be the gamers, as the chief constantly respawns. Others say furries, as their numbers are always growing, and, as stated before, they’ve begun the taming and possible selective breeding of T-Posers. The
war has also lead to a decline in bread, as the property are making sandwiches to supply the troops at an alarming rate.
“Man, I could really go for a
sandwich right now.”
“Yeah, this
war is really using up all the energy of us and our fellow gamer bois.”
“Exactly, but there’s just no telling when the Great Furry
War will come to an end.”