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Someone (usually a wife or mother) that has the uncanny ability and timing.. to pick the exact moment when you are truly happy and bring it to a screeching stop.
Mike: This is the best time I've ever had. It sure is nice to be able to finally...

Gail: We gotta go. This sunlight is too shiny.. and what's with all the crystal blue water.... they keep refilling my drink before it's even half empty!

Mike: FUNWRECKER!
by customfish February 05, 2010

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