bejunkle funkle

A slang term for when a banana get stuck in your ass and when you go to pull it out your hand knocks a hair dryer into a bathtub, killing whoever is inside.

"Shit man how'd he die?"
"Steve musta bejunkle funkled him."

by linkle finkle October 29, 2017

cong funkle

An Oldperson's Expression For Being Confused About The 21st Century.
To Be Not In The Knowledge Of Something.

The Kids These Days, I Tell You... Its A cong Funkle
Im Cong Funkled, What Did She Just Say?
What A Bother! Thats Just Cong Funkled Me Right Up!

by The Muteress and The Mutelator February 22, 2005

Funkle Munkle

a very funny youtuber

Frank: I am bored Bryan

Bryan: Funkle Munkle

by DA PURPLE CHINCHILLA June 19, 2022

funkle nugget

Someone who is retarted and should die.

George is a complete funkle nugget

by naenaeboy January 9, 2019

Funkle Dunkle

Words I made up, then googled it, then found out on urban dictionary that it`s a real thing.

I can`t believe Funkle Dunkle really means something.

by a human beeing April 30, 2020

Funkle

A funky uncle.

My unkle Dave loves a bit of fun. He was one hell of a funkle.

by moffifox December 20, 2018

Funkle

When someone stinks like shit

Tom: you smell extra funkle today

Frank: shut yo bitch ass up ni*

by Rickyticky123224 October 21, 2022