Funcle

A fun uncle

My funcle always bounced me on his lap

by May 4, 2020

Funcle

A word my cousin created for individuals to use when referring to a “fun uncle”

Niece: can I stay the night to play more with my cousin

Uncle:Sure
Niece: Thanks! You’re such a Funcle

by Funcle July 26, 2021

funcle

fake uncle(usually close family friend)

My Funcle is taking me to dinner.

by MELISSSSSAAAAA March 14, 2019

Funcle

Typically men named Jeff and have sexual relations with their childhood best friend. Funcle's love to ski and are oddly attracted to little boys with the last name doyle. It's a big turn on for a "funcle"

My dad is leaving at night to meet my funcle when mommy goes to sleep

by JRDUSA September 2, 2017

Funcle

A fucking idiot of an Uncle.

Daughter: “Uncle Mike is such a damn creep! He is 30 years old, doesn’t have a job, smokes a brick of weed every day and he is constantly eye fucking me and my friends!!!”

Mother: “Well honey, that’s why daddy calls him your funcle.”

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

funcle

Short for full-uncle, meaning genetically closer than a mother's half-brother.

My mom has two siblings, her brother Bob and half-brother Jordan. Bob is my funcle, where as Jordan is simply my uncle.

by arizonahd March 24, 2018

Funcle

Female Uncle

I’m going to visit my funcle shawna.

by FuncleShawnaLover0569 September 18, 2023