Uncle Billy from Tennessee is a fumperdink. (:
by 123025lci October 10, 2019
Guy 1 - Shit, i got fumperdinked by my mum with a cock.
Guy 2 - well i got fumperdinked by my Date, she put roofies into my drink
Guy 3 - tf is a fumperdinked you autistic fuck?
Guy 2 - well i got fumperdinked by my Date, she put roofies into my drink
Guy 3 - tf is a fumperdinked you autistic fuck?
by Dr. Mlem April 21, 2018
No one quite knows where he originated, nor what he is. But one thing is for sure. He is an ancient being older than time it’s self. Some say he’s an eldrich god. Others say that he is an immortal being created by god to purge the unworthy but to quote Grandpa fumperdink. What kinda god would be pussy enough to have someone else do his work for him.
by Uncle Atticus March 29, 2021
A spittoon lovin' darn tootin' ole adventurer from Boring Springs.
Accompanied by Gary the Goblin and a looney tooney horse, he travels the West as both a snake oiler and a cow puncher whilst gracefully fending off skeletons, clowns and hat-wearing bandits. What a man.
Accompanied by Gary the Goblin and a looney tooney horse, he travels the West as both a snake oiler and a cow puncher whilst gracefully fending off skeletons, clowns and hat-wearing bandits. What a man.
Guy #1: Who in tire nation is that feller over there diggin thru the spitton?
Guy #2: I gots no idea. What a Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink.
Guy #2: I gots no idea. What a Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink.
by Minzus February 1, 2021