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Fumble Fucking 

The act of messing around with something that you have no business with.
"You fumble fucker, you!"

"Quit fumble fucking around with my phone."

"He fumble fucks with everything."
Fumble Fucking by WillBIlly April 14, 2008

Fumblefuck 

To make an incredibly inept attempt at something with little or no forethought or experience.
I always thought, when I was a child, that one day I would wake up and miraculously have all of life's answers, but as I have gotten older I realize how badly my parents fumblefucked their way through life!
Fumblefuck by Lord Endsville July 20, 2009

fumblefuck 

A discombobulated, uncoordinated idiot who runs into crap and can't hold onto anything, physically or mentally.
1. "He's such a fumblefuck..."
2. "Heylo, my name is Darius Fumblefuck."
fumblefuck by Aaron - Jewzilla September 11, 2007

fumblefuck 

someone who constantly drops things and is extremely clumsy.
I cannot believe what a fumblefuck, a can be.
fumblefuck by dizziupthegirl April 19, 2016

fumblefucked 

1. The act of a football video game deliberately cheating by having your team fumble the ball at a critical point or at the moment you are about to break a record.
"Remember when Michael was just about to break the all time record of rushing yards in a game when the game fumblefucked him."

"Just when I was taking the ball in from the 1-yard line to win the National Championship, the computer fumblefucked me."
fumblefucked by Todd and Michael December 12, 2008

fumblefucked 

1. The act of a football video game deliberately cheating by having your team fumble the ball at a critical point or at the moment you are about to break a record.
"Remember when Michael was just about to break the all time record of rushing yards in a game when the game fumblefucked him."

"Just when I was taking the ball in from the 1-yard line to win the National Championship, the computer fumblefucked me."
fumblefucked by Todd and Michael December 9, 2008