Man 1- Thank godit's friday, right mate?
Euphoric Fedorafag- YOUR MEASLY GOD DOESN'T KNOW OR CARE ABOUT A MANMADE ARBITRARY CALENDAR SYSTEM , SO WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU GIVE HIM THANKS?? HUH? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
Men that commonly wear fedoras in their style. They feel it looks good on them and makes them looks like gentlemen when really it doesn't. They also feel superior and more intellectual than others while bragging about it. They often get friendzoned and once they do, they never shut up about it. They are the ones that commonly call themselves "nice guys".
Hey did you see Carl yesterday? I saw him wearing a fedora. I guess he's a Fedorian too now.
Fedora Josh is seen rarely, just as the werewolf comes to be on a full moon, Fedora Josh is seen when enjoying a healthy amount of alcohol. However, instead of hairy and gruesome, Fedora Josh is lively and entertaining!