When a muddog travels in a pack she often has her trusty fudge mongrel at her side, and a typical litter of her little mud nuggets. Any unfortunate man to cross her path may find that while avoiding the muddog, this sneaky predator will take advantage of your alcohol fueled evening and violate you for taxi fare, usualy a fitty.
One evening my mates an I were getting rat faced when dead ahead a muddog approached so I bailed to another bar where unbeknownst she had already deployed her fudge mongrel like a special forces recce. When i woke up a box of pollifiller and a wallet less $50 was all the I could remember
by Top Bloke August 06, 2012