A contraction of Fucktard and Cardigan

Fucktard + cardigan = Fucktardigan

A person who is a complete stupid arsehole once he's wearing his beer jacket
Someone who swaps his beer jacket for a fucktardigan on leaving the bar. Those who seemingly lose all of his morals and reverted to being a child!

Someone who would not normally say boo to a goose but once drunk think it funny to run across the roof of a car or to piss through someone's letter box.
by Toxisaurus April 25, 2012
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A fucktard who wears a cardigan. Usually used to describe a stupid, preppy asshole.
Joe: Hey, you wanna invite Dave over?
Steve: No way, he's a fucktardigan.
by Miscoms February 17, 2019
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