noun,
A person of unbelieveable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway")

NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction. True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery. Most politicians for example.
One who would actually piss on a live transformer. One who would use a live .22 round for a fuse in their pickup truck "just cuz it fits" and then complain about it shooting them in the nuts.

He shot himself in the nuts? Geez, what a fucktard!
by James Wyatt February 25, 2006
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A stronger insult than 'retarded,' but a little less politically incorrect, and a tad more vulgar.
You remember the Virtual Boy? Yeah, that thing was fucktarded.
by J. Sizzel December 23, 2004
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1.A situation, person, or thing that is both fucked up and retarded simultaneously 2. combining the phrase "fucking retarded" into one word, similar to "fugly" combining the two-word phrase "fucking ugly"
Many song and movie remakes are critically acclaimed, while those who think contrary claim remakes are fucktarded.

You'd be surprised how many fucktarded by-laws there are in your province/city/district which were passed long ago when they were relavent to ongoing issues.
by Nicholas M February 1, 2007
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Dumbass . There retarded people then there is fucktarded people. There is no hope for them they're just fucked. Idiotic people . When someone is so fucking stupid they can only be described as fucktarded.
OMG ! You are such a fucktard.
by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020
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A fucktard is a special variety of retard whose condition arises not from clinically demonstrable neurological impairment, but from buttersnap shitfuckery of the mind.
"I'm gonna go fight Chuck Norris!"
"Dude, you're a Fucktard."
by WrongCastle February 5, 2010
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(of a person or object) in a stupidly stupendous manner, being related to or of a fucktard or fucktardess
This is so fucktardeous.

You are so fucktardeous, it is unbelievable.
by justincn618 April 24, 2017
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