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People who are fucking clueless and hella annoying.
Hey Fucknuts! Watch where you're driving that giant piece of shit!
by Wendy February 11, 2004
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someone who is considered a pest with less than average intellect. someone oblivious to the fact that nobody wants them around because he's a buster. ie., tells nonsensical jokes, butts into conversations, tries to "one up" everyone, blurts out random facts that have nothing to do with the present topic, etc.
"Look, that buster Joel just walked through the door!"
a reply could be:
"Who the hell invited that fucknut to the party?! Come on, let's hide!"
by Robert Fagardo December 11, 2004
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The least a human being has to do to exist is to be ejaculated from the tip of a man's penis into a vagina: Hence, a "fuck nut". A fuck nut is a person with the least amount of intelligence it takes to exist as a human being and nothing more. i.e., they are only as smart or intelligent as they were first squirted-out of their father's nut sack.
Customer: Can you fix my phone? It won't come on.
Tech: Did you charge the battery?
Customer: No!
Tech: Well there you go, you fuck nut!
by berry_lthird January 06, 2009
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A great thing to yell in crowded public areas.
by Saria June 02, 2003
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1.Fuckin fuck nuts stole my shit. ASS!

2.Your girlfriend like my huge fuck nuts.
by Mr. Thomas August 09, 2007
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Backstage slang: The small square-headed nut on the side of a C-clamp used to hang a light from a bar. Secures the light so it won't swing side to side. So called because they are easy to over-tighten, snapping the nut and making the clamp useless.
Stagehand: Fuck! I busted the fucking fucknut!

Lead Electrician: *sigh* get a new clamp from storage and swap it out... fast.
by We'll sleep when we're dead. December 27, 2005
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retard,spaz,geek,pencel-head,
dork witch,
do you know what your talking about ya fuck-nut?
by pickel z dunk July 20, 2003
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