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1.
The best reaction to any situation. Ever.
Dude: Hey man..... I think I broke your car door.....
Me: Fucking DICK!

Dude: Hey man, what's up?
Me: Oh huh what?
Dude: Don't you remeber me?
Me:..... Fucking dick?

Dude: I hate life
Me: Fucking dick!

Ice Cream Man: That'll be 3 dollars
Me: Fucking DICK!

You After Reading This Shitty Definition: Fucking DICK!
by Dr. Crowley November 09, 2009
 
2.
1. Generally a male who cheats on a girl, tells her the truth and feels like everything is fine afterwords.
2. A penis during the act of sexual intercourse.
My EX boyfriend is a fucking dick.

Yea I can't believe he would cheat on you.
by The Fucking Dick January 01, 2009