Fuckballer 

One who balls fucks.

"what's up?"
"Just balling some fucks."
"You total fuckballer. Go to hell."

Fuckballer by Jon Heslop 2K6 ya'll September 1, 2008

Fuckbater 

A fuckbater is someone who tries to threaten or belittle someone but obviously doesn't pose a threat
Fuckbaters also tend to be pervy but in the telescope way and not the assault way
They are harmless, so you can still be their friend if you so choose
Other than being like this, they are pretty okay most of the time

Fuckbater: I'm gonna kill you if you don't give me that cool egg!
Person: This is my egg, you should learn how to hard boil eggs.
Fuckbater: I will hurt you now!!!! *he grabs them*
Person: Unhand me, you fuckbater.
Fuckbater: Gah! *He recoils in fear*

Fuckbater by The egg boiler July 15, 2020

fuckballoon 

1.) A condom.
2.) More specifically, a condom that has been inflated (usu. by mouth) and tied, thus becoming a balloon.

"We got a fuckballoon from the library bathroom dispenser, inflated it, and tossed it around in the street until, when Nik tried to catch it, it popped. He declared, loudly, that he'd just gotten the whole world pregnant."

"Sometimes I think Nik uses his skull to store used fuckballons in."

fuckballoon by Lurhstaap June 4, 2005

Fuckbaggery

The act of any complete idiot that generally hinders, disturbs or ruins a normal person's day.

Any act committed by a fuckbag.

There was a huge pile-up on the interstate casued by the fuckbaggery of one driver.

Fuckbaggery by Bama Fett October 6, 2009

flickballer

someone who seems cool with you in the beginning and then flicks you off like they never new you

dont mess with him, hes a flickballer. i talked to him a few days ago and now he doesnt even know me... but then again he was wasted.

flickballer by bitch get a job May 1, 2011

fuckball 

An "interesting" and unusual insult to someone you really hate.

"Fuck you, fuckball." Ray Barboni / Ray Bones (Dennis Farina) in Get Shorty (1995)

fuckball by solid_119 June 14, 2006

holy fuckballs 

It basically means you're in shock. Just like saying oh my god but way more
Intense.

Holy fuckballs I can't sleep.

holy fuckballs by Strobelight1993 December 1, 2013