Fuck war 

A 'contest' in which two couples have sex within audible range of each other, with each couple trying to prove to the other couple that they have the hottest sex life.

Oh god, the neighbours are going at it again.
In that case, why don't we show 'em how it's done. let's have a fuck war!

Fuck war by Raiden-sama August 4, 2011

Cold War Fuck Face Off 

The time in a relationship when both parties are avoiding sex to punish the other person. Can lead to a Cuban missile crisis

John "Hey, Jake. You look aweful did you get any last night?"

Jake "No we're still in a cold war fuck face off."

John "Have you tried a missile test as a display of power? It migth make the Berlin wall crumble"

Cold War Fuck Face Off by Chemlock March 16, 2009

fuck you war 

when a couple or a group of people cannot stop saying"fuck you" to one another.
mostly happens between parents.

dad:hey fuck you linda!
mom:fuck you
dad:no fuck you
mom:fuck you
dad:fuck you
mom:no fuck you.
dad:this is a total fuck you war!

fuck you war by tjbrown44 April 3, 2009

do you fuck with the war 

Proper pillow talk for after having intercourse.

So do you fuck with the war? She's like : no I don't fuck with the war!

do you fuck with the war by Suckmydixk666 August 1, 2017

Fuck Warmth 

The heat generated by two bodies during the act of having sex.

Simon: Babe, open a window I'm dying from all of this fuck warmth.
Megan: Okay babe.

Fuck Warmth by SinBin365 July 4, 2018

fuck warrior 

A man (or woman) who has passed the seven tests of the tumblefumbley palace, these tests include: 1. the test of honesty (in which a rectal snake crawls up into the anus and peers into your soul)2. the test of levity (in which you have to sit through four hours of the Cain and Abel variety show) 3. the test of strength (in which the participant must dip their testicles into hot lead and do forty squats while drinking mead) 4. the test of endurance (in which one must ingest and digest 12oz. of diamonds, and then excrete it as coal/cash) 5. the test of the big dick (you must have a big dick to pass this test) 6. the test of wisdom (in which one must trick the cock demons into ones urethra and then convince them use ones penis to remove the rectal snake, this must be done with precision) 7. the test of the vaginal grail (in which one must venture deep into the heart of the bush garden and retrieve the vaginal grail from the minions of Twatius Coochamus)

"Having triumphantly completed the 7 tests of the TumbleFumbley palace, he arose, a Fuck Warrior."

"You truly are the king of kings."

fuck warrior by brenden sheckle January 21, 2007

Fuck Warp

When you have sex, and do not realize how much time has passed by...

We were having sex, and the next thing I looked at the clock, and 3 hours had passed. We were in a fuck warp...

Fuck Warp by Jonnyrotten October 30, 2021