someone who has a glass or two of milf every fucking day. also someone who has a glass of milk after they have been outside for a while and have gotton parched and need a beverage.
Joe: I'm sweaty and thirsty, i need a drink. I'm gonna have some milk.
Brian: Milk is for breakfast only you milk-fuck-junkie!!!!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'