5 definitions by The Jakey Cunt In Scotland
likely to own a staffie, wee rat head, should not be approached, is house imprisoned and deprived of natural sunlight due to over-exposure to fortnite and other ps4 applications, may evolve to live underground in the near future due to lack of daylight, did i mention he is a slight rat.
by The Jakey Cunt In Scotland October 15, 2018
The art of taking a linear shit and freezing it, to then create an improvised toy used for sexual gratification, often used on females as a dildo.
by The Jakey Cunt In Scotland October 15, 2018
Usually reffered to as the reeking jakey cunts downtown. Can be found most comonly in Scotland. They'll steal your fucking carrots.
by The Jakey Cunt In Scotland July 7, 2014
Usually reffered to as the reeking jakey cunts downtown. Can be found most comonly in Scotland. They'll steal your fucking carrots.
by The Jakey Cunt In Scotland July 7, 2014
Daniel Jones is an uncommon breed of mutant rat. He spends his spare time watching sislovesme videos, not to wank, but simply for entertainment. He also enjoys activities such as, but not limited to: Masturbation to black people gifs, pronouncing the word "gif" as "jif", and stealing his neighbours garden gnomes. If you are approached by such a creature, stay extremely still as to not threaten it, as when they are threatened they tend to grow a large coat of needles and shoot them at their enemies.
by The Jakey Cunt In Scotland October 15, 2018