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kill yourself and fuck the body

An expression that gently informs the listener that their company or commentary is not appreciated.

See also: fuck off and die
You: Hi. Nice weather, huh?
Me: Kill yourself and fuck the body!

Full Body Fuck Down 

Anything that is extremely tiring and thoroughly physically taxing which results in aches and pains. Such as 2 hours of muay thai, a full day of snowboarding, or single handedly fighting a contingent of angry midgets.
A: Jesus, you look like shit.
B: Ugh. yeah. just had a full body fuck down.
A: What?
B: 6 hours of advanced secret ninja assassin training. at 3am.
A: oh damn.
Full Body Fuck Down by sirulian January 4, 2011

VIRTUAL BODY FUCK

A Virtual Body Fuck (VBF) consists of one humanoid animal taking advantage of a human being by using whatever means necessary up to and including narcissistic behavior to get something from or something done by another person. The result is a virtual new hole in the victim's body due to a Virtual Body Fuck.
Virgina Cox really asked for a Virtual Body Fuck VBF)) when she let Richard Johnson back into her life; I mean pants, whoops I mean bedroom.

Fuck-A-Bitch Body 

A guy who has sculpted abs from fucking a lot of bitches
That one guy from Britney Rears 3 has that fuck-a-bitch body

Full-Body Tent Fuck 

When you're in a very small tent made for one or two people, on all four just Givin 'er to some lass
The smallness of the tent conformed to your body has the whole tent moving with every thrust
"Yeah I woke up this mornin' and saw the tent neighbor over there going at a Full-Body Tent Fuck around 7 o'clock"
Full-Body Tent Fuck by C97 June 19, 2018

The-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off 

The game that isn't quite like any other ball game and is usually played by people who aren't good at other sports. Usually played by a small group of kids, generally unsupervised.
Today I played the-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off during PE class.