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16. Fuck a duck
This means you must jump in a pond and swim with at least one duck. Superstitious people believe that your life is cursed if you don't do this.
"Hi. Would you like to-?"
"GO FUCK A DUCK. Go on. The pond's over there."
"I...er...okay."
1. fuck a duck
An ode to duck fucking to the tune of the popular children's song, "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Finger an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!
by Quackalishus Mar 22, 2004 add a video
2. Fuck a duck
When something goes wrong. Can be used to express anger or disappointment.
"Fuck a duck, I just missed the bus"
by Phil May 23, 2004 add a video
3. fuck a duck
oh shit
fuck a duck! we're going to crash!
by anonymous Aug 30, 2002 add a video
4. fuck a duck
1. oh SHIT!!!
"FUCK A DUCK!!! i left my weed at home!!!"
by JaXceE Apr 11, 2003 add a video
5. fuck a duck
being surprised by somthing or someone.
well fuck a duck, look who decided to show his face!
by siliman rebrag Dec 4, 2004 add a video
6. fuck a duck
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Gang bang an orangutang
There's an orgy at the zoo
sang to the tune of row, row, row your boat
by Ducky Mar 26, 2005 add a video
7. Fuck a duck
An expression of suprise.
Wow - did you see that levitating elephant. Fuck a duck!
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